Dear random woman downtown wearing this today:
You have very nice legs. I'm sure you get some great comments on those fine legs from
this
or this
or maybe even this.
I dunno.
However,
I just wanted to let you know that the guy who smelled like
this
and asked you for some of
this
so that he could buy some of
this...
watched you walk away- making
THIS face.
He then turned to us and said that he wouldn't mind getting
some of this from you.
This concerns me. I hope it concerns you too.
I'm thinking you may want to consider wearing
this
the next time you are headed downtown.
I'm afraid a guy like that will end up offering
YOU
some of
YOU
some of
with entirely different things in mind.
Good luck!







